Everyday in our lives, we undertake some form of shopping. Shopping can be defined as an action of a buyer browsing the goods or service of a retailer with the intention of selecting a desired choice of product that they want to purchase. Shopping, depending on the context it is used, can be an economic activity or can also mean a leisure activity as in the case of window shopping. Shopping can be done in the internet, in this case it is called online shopping while it can also be done in the offline retail shops which most people are familiar with.
Today we are going to published most newest collection of Best Shopping Status, Famous Shopping Quotes, Best Shopping Messages, Shopping Wishes & Best Shopping SMS. Hope you really like our below list of Shopping Status & sure that mostly peoples pick the status from below list & update their Whatsapp & Facebook Status before Shopping.
Most Latest Shopping Status for Whatsapp – Famous Shopping Quotes
1.) I love doing last minute Christmas shopping!
2.) Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money
3.) Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure… it’s called a credit card.
4.) Dear Bra companies, If I’m shopping for a 34D do you really think I need “Extreme Plunge Max Lift” padding?! Sincerely, Just looking .
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5.) Shopping is so fun I could do it all year.
6.) You know your life isn’t exciting when you get “dolled up” to go to the grocery store.
- 7.) Why is it when we are at the grocery store and someone hits our ankle with a shopping cart we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Why don’t we say, ‘That hurt, you idiot!’?
- 8.) Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!
- 9.) I’ve been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.
10.) There is this store called Wal-Mart where the customers spend more time standing in the way than actually shopping!
11.) Shopping – my favorite way to spend the day and relieve some stress!
12.) Online shopping, because it’s frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine.
13.) Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart go into the Dressing Room, wait A few minutes and then Scream, “There’s No Toilet Paper In Here!”
14.) Liked it,loved it,bought it !!!
15.) Is listening to the little voice in my head that whispers, “go buy shoes, you know you want to.”
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16.) “I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…” – Said by no girl ever.
17.) RT if you’re going Black Friday shopping!!
18.) Online dating is like shopping for a car online… show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!
19.) For once, could my horoscope simply say “you should go out and buy lots of shoes” is that too much to ask?
- 20.) Mud running’, bonfires, county fairs, YEAH I’ll take that over the mall!
- 21.) Thinks every short person needs high heeled shoes. Or at least that is my excuse for buying a new pair of shoes.
- 22.) Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.
23.) How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
24.) “I have enough clothes and shoes, I don’t need to go shopping”, said no woman ever
25.) If a girl is shopping she’s trendy, if boy is shopping he’s wasting money.
26.) I wouldn’t mind grocery shopping so much, if someone else would come home with me and unload and put them away!
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27.) I get road rage in grocery store aisles.
28.) Any day is a good day if there is shopping involved:)
29.) Is off for several hours of “Retail Therapy.”
30.) Ok so I got my mace, pepper spray and pocket knife…I am officially prepared to go to WalMart!
- 31.) *Shopping online*…Me: “Oh cool! And it’s only $5! “*$15 shipping”…”What the f*ck!?”
- 32.) Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.
- 33.) I believe in love at first sight. I experience it every time I go shopping!
- 34.) Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing – shopping.
35.) Is putting herself up for adoption…applicants must have lots of money, be very generous, love to shop and spend quality time at the spa…any takers???
36.) Hey, football scouts: Want your next wide receiver? Go watch women on Black Friday. We can run & push through a crowd with an armful of items and NEVER lose one
37.) Money doesn’t bring happiness, but shopping does 🙂
38.) Friends + shopping + good food= happiness^_^
39.) My motto in life, “Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist!”
40.) That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet.
41.) Through shopping, somehow we find a new focus and our moods get uplifted. What we can’t solve in real life, we solve through retail therapy.
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42.) I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.
43.) Money doesn’t buy happiness… that’s why I like to give mine away to the nice people who sell jewelry, shoes and clothes…that makes me happy
- 44.) Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
- 45.) Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.
- 46.) Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.! 😛
47.) Is going out shopping today. If anyone wants to come along and buy me something, you’re more than welcome. I’m really generous that way!
48.) GROCERY LIST: What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
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49.) Is not a shop-a-holic, she is just a regular client of Retail Therapy!!
50.) Is off to run my favorite errand ~ grocery shopping. Let’s see how many items I buy that are not on my grocery list. LOL
- 51.) *Shopping online: “Ohhh niiicceeee and It’s only $5!…..*Shipping: $100. “WTF!?”
- 52.) Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.
- 53.) Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.
- 54.) I wanna go shopping.
55.) In the corridors of malls, some husbands hold wife’s hand. Because, If they leave her hand she’ll go for shopping. It looks ROMANTIC,but it’s actually ECONOMIC.
56.) I recycle plastic. Here.. give me your credit card and I’ll show you how.