Smoking are the most dangerous for all human being, Smoking are not good for health & its cause lungs cancer & It’s also begin mouth cancer. Smoking are very common in new generation in every 10 out of 8 peoples doing smoking & it’s very dangerous for their heath which effect directly to their growth & making them attic of nicotine.
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Newest Smoking Status for Whatsapp – Short Smoking Quotes
1.-) If non smokers are so fond of fresh air, why can’t they go stand outside the pub instead?
2.-) this is a message 4 all those who DON’T DRINK OR SMOKE! One day your old friends will die n u will be left alone.
3.-) Has never understood having a smoking and non-smoking section in restaurants. That’s like having a peeing section in a swimming pool!! Seriously!
- 4.-) The 5 kings that make us happy…Drin-king, smo-king, lic-king, suc-king and fuc-king
5.-) The hardest distance is always from the sofa to the front door. Erki Nool
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6.-) Bring me a cigarette and some coffee and NO ONE GETS HURT!!!
7.-) Do not approach unless you come bearing caffeine and nicotine! All others will be disemboweled. Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time.
8.-) Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty.
9.-) Every time you light up a cigarette, you are saying that your life isn’t worth living.
10.-) People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success. Norman Vincent Peale
11.-) The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don’t mind that non-smokers don’t smoke!
- 12.-) Self-righteousness has killed more people than smoking.
- 13.-) 100% of non smokers also die…
- 14.-) What we can or cannot do, what we consider possible or impossible, is rarely a function of our true capability. It is more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are. Anthony Robbins
15.-) wants to know why everyone thinks I should quit smoking? Don’t they realize it’s safer for them if I don’t?
16.-) has some of those new patches to stop smoking there ace you put one over each and eye and you cant find your fags!
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17.-) Still trying to figure out why I can’t get paid to do what I do best: drink, smoke & swear.
18.-) I don’t smoke, I don’t swear, I don’t drink, I don’t gamble. *checks pockets* Fuck! I left my lottery ticket at the liquor store when I went to get cigarettes.
19.-) People think smoking is hard to quit. God, clearly they haven’t tried to quit Facebook yet!
20.-) Smoking doesn’t make you cool, Sorry!!
21.-) I read smoking was bad for you, so I quit. I read drinking was bad for you, I quit that too. Now I read sex is bad for you? Fuck that! I’m gonna quit reading!!
22.-) Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
23.-) …WARNING…This chickie is trying to quit smoking.. side effects… bitchy, cranky, short fuse… and very irritable… You’ve been warned 😉
24.-) The world has the habit of making room for the man whose words and actions show that he knows where he is going. Napoleon Hill
- 25.-) Cigarettes are classy way to commit suicide.
- 26.-) Whenever you think to quit smoking, You don’t need a cigarette to think.
- 27.-) Your life is in your hands, to make of it what you choose. John Kehoe
28.-) Everyone wanted me to quit smoking, I did, and now no one is talking to me becuz I’m cranky… YOU WANTED ME TO QUIT! I TOLD YA THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
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29.-) Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
30.-) Smoking a Cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes , Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. A laughing Smoker never dies . !
31.-) SMOKING SAVES LIVES OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC … It stops me strangling those that piss me off…
32.-) Forecast for today: cranky with a chance of restlessness and scattered mood swings later in the afternoon! Quitting smoking sucks! [XXXXXXX]~ E-cigarettes help!
33.-) Dear God, give me the strength not to bitch slap the people that irritate me while I am trying to quit smoking…
34.-) ~ light it up
35.-) Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!
36.-) Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because i’ve done it thousands of times.
37.-) Men are born to succeed, not fail. Henry David Thoreau
38.-) So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it’s bad, it’s really simple.
39.-) Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire, which transcends everything. Napoleon Hill
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40.-) For more informations on lung cancer, keep smoking.
41.-) Sorry smoker, I need you !!
42.-) Roll up my problems , lick down my solutions , burn the past , inhale the good shit , exhale the bullshit ♥
43.-) They say that when you smoke a cigarette you lose 7 minutes of your life. Well that’s seven minutes of shit I don’t have to put up with!
44.-) The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain
45.-) May be smoking is interesting but kills.
46.-) Today is day 1 of me quitting smoking. BEWARE OF THE BITCH! RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!
47.-) I promise that this year i will stop smoking.
- 48.-) I have given up smoking again!. God! I feel fit, Homicidal, but fit. A different person. Irritable, moody, rude, perhaps; but the lungs are fine!
- 49.-) Quit smoking or die trying.
- 50.-) Quit smoking before smoking quit you.
51.-) Choice is yours but don’t be late.
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52.-) When I’m dead & in my grave, no more pot & whiskey will I crave. On my tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine
53.-) The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
54.-) One thousand Americans stop smoking every day by dying.
55.-) Smoking to me is like suicide… it is death in anticipation.
56.-) A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!