80+ Dirty & Crazy Status for Whatsapp – Funny Dirty Messages


The use of dirty status on any of the social platforms such as WhatsApp, facebook or any other social platform does not mean you have a dirty or you are shitty. Something it is good to share some dirty and crazy status just for the fun of it. Often time the sharing of this status brings mixed reactions from our friend or whoever sees them, they may misinterpret it and think you are shitty but most times, those statuses are used for fun.

Don’t be concerned about what people are going to say, I believe sharing some dirty and crazy status makes you fill open minded and I believe a lot of individuals will appreciate you for being open minded. So if you have any dirty or crazy status, feel free to share them with your pals and have some fun.

“Below is an example of a dirty and crazy status”

On our sojourn toward achieving our goal, we get fucked so many times that people don’t know but they will only congratulate you when you are successful.

“Best Collection of Funny Dirty & Crazy Status”

1-)I don’t care if you have small boobs-(1

2-)Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.-(2

3-)You laugh at my job but you sit around collecting welfare from my taxes – nice… glad I can help ya out , asshole.-(3

4-)You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!-(4

5-)I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT-(5

6-)I wanna do bad things with you”-(6

7-)Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.” Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.” Food: “But I’m here for you.”-(7

8-)You can give a player the best sex he’s ever had, but he will still want new pussy because he’s a player.-(8

9-)I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”-(9

10-)I am a bad guy.-(10

11-)I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.-(11

12-)Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..-(12

13-)a loving husband had I love you tattooed on his dick. went home and showed it to his wife and she said there u go again puting words in my mouth-(13

14-)Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.-(14

15-)My graduation speech: ‘Fuck You, I fucked you, I’d fuck you, Who the fuck are you?’-(15


16-)Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.-(16

17-)Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.-(17

18-)I don’t play in light.-(18

19-)“A world without women would be a pain in the ass”-(19

20-)Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!-(20

21-)Of course I’m out of my mind…and I’m never going back.-(21

22-)Leave me alone.-(22

23-)Q: 2 fleas on a pussy; 1 is a thief and 1 is a junkie, can you guess which is which??? The thief is hiding in the bush and the junkie is sniffing the crack.-(23

24-)So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.-(24

25-)A ghost could be humping you now and you would never know it. Just imagine…-(25

26-)Iam ready…Lets go.-(26

27-)Whats 9 inches, lives in a guys pants, and girls like to blow it.. $20, what were u thinking?-(27

28-)The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.-(28

29-)If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.-(29

30-)There’s no such thing as a dirty mind, it’s just a sense of humor with adult content.-(30

31-)I just love getting dirty.-(31

32-)Your face look better between my legs”-(32

33-)I know what I’m going to do on December 22 2012. I’m going to run outside in my underwear and scream ‘I’M ALIVE! TAKE THAT MAYANS!’-(33

34-)Roses are red the grass is green”-(34

35-)Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!-(35

36-)People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!-(36

37-)Come on… Lets do together.-(37

38-)I am searching for right one.-(38

39-)Needs to wash his mind out with soap.-(39

40-)I got married because I’m really into angry sex!-(40

41-)Just because a guy is attracted to you physically or enjoys you sexually it doesn’t mean that he wants to commit to you emotionally.-(41

42-)I have bad habits.-(42

43-)I hope the saying “If you dream about someone.. they’re thinking about you” is real because I dream about you a lot!-(43

44-)When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.-(44

45-)I would like to thank Dad for not pulling out & Mum for not swallowing me, or my birthday today would not have been possible-(45

46-)My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.-(46

47-)Riddle: what gets long when u jerk it, fits between boobs, slides in a hole, and loves to be pulled? A SEAT BELT U PERVERT!!!-(47

48-)In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is-(48

49-)Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.-(49

50-)save water.. shower with someone!-(50

51-)My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.-(51

52-)If they play dirty, then you play dirty.-(52

53-)“Breakfast its the most important meal of the day”-(53

54-)Bitch, your leggings aren’t supposed to be Saggin !-(54

55-)a blond goes to dry cleaning and drops of a shirt as she walks out the door the cashier says come again the blond says nope this time its toothpaste.-(55

56-)Father’s Day is to thank your dad for not pulling out. Mother’s Day is to thank your mom for not swallowing you.-(56

57-)I think I could fall madly in bed with you”-(57

58-)I think I have mood poisoning.-(58

59-)If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.-(59

60-)Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.-(60

61-)Just relax and accept the craziness. Life would be boring without it.-(61

62-)I’m not tryin to impress you or anything but. . . I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITHOUT STABILIZERS!-(62

63-)Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.-(63

64-)You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!-(64

65-)“I’ll let you play with mine”-(65

66-)Don’t be happy for making me a fool, you’ll later come to know who the real fool is-(66

67-)I am fucking…Don’t be dirty…I am fun king!-(67


68-)BREAKING NEWS: I just found out there is nothing wrong with ME, it is the WORLD that has issues.-(68

69-)I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?-(69

70-)I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.-(70

71-)Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.-(71

72-)I may look sane & calm; but in my head I’ve already killed you 3 times! I even got rid of the body.-(72

73-)People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.-(73

74-)What are you waiting for…! Come on.-(74

75-)Did you guys hear that Cinderella got fired from Disney world, she was caught sitting on Pinocchio’s face screaming “lie motha fucka lie!”-(75

76-)i always wonder what my last words on earth will be but more than likely it going to be this: Ooh what does this button do?-(76

77-)Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..-(77

78-)Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!-(78

79-)Kidnap? I prefer the term “Surprise Adoption.”-(79

80-)I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.-(80

81-)Crazy… Nutty.. Freaky…call me whatever you want!i bet you’ll never be able to forget me all your life! :P-(81

82-)I am not doing any thing… I am innocent.-(82

83-)Customer: How much is an eminem? Clerk: 50 cent. Customer: What?!? That’s Ludacris!-(83

84-)If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com-(84


85-)My mother never understood the irony in calling-(85

86-)Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!-(86

87-)Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.-(87

88-)What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew-(88

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